How to Spot a Capricorn

Video Transcript

"Hi I'm the Star Goddess and here's how to spot a Capricorn. Ruled by the planet Saturn, Capricorns are pretty easy to pick out of a crowd because they are the most serious people on the planet. When their faces relax the corners of their mouths turn down so they always look like they are mad, like J. Edgar Hoover. These are tough boys and girls. Mohamed Ali and George Frazier. Wirey dark haired folks like Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Victoria Principal they are rarely commanding in height except for Labron James and they are rigid in their opinions. Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh who were both born on the same month and the same day. And these guys are the symbol is the mountain goat. And they pick a goal for themselves and they climb and they climb and you can knock them down like Richard Nixon. And they get up, dust themselves off and keep climbing for the top again. They make great today show hosts. Meredeth Viera, Matt Lauer and Katie Couric and they usually have dead pan delivery like Paula Poundstone and Bebe Neuwirth. They are renown for their bad knees and aching joints much like poor Tiger Woods. And you can find them in any work place diligently arriving early and leaving late. Giving them the ability to amass a ton of money like Howard Hughes. But the things they create are enduring and often times their legend lives on after they are gone much like Elvis Presley. So that's how you spot a Capricorn and that's better living through astrology.I'm Janet Sciales the Star Goddess."