How to Spot an Aquarius

Video Transcript

"Hi, I'm the Star Goddess, and here's how to spot an Aquarian. Aquarians can be spotted by their huge high foreheads, Brendan Small, necessary to contain their enormous brains, Albert Einstein. Because the sign of Aquarius creates more genius, Thomas Edison, than any other sign in the zodiac. Born in the dead of winter Aquarians are the anti-sign, whatever is in, they are going to do the opposites, and sometimes they're born with an absolute rage, much like Henry Rollins. These are a fixed air sign meaning don't confuse them with the facts, their mind is made up, and they can be found in the midst of their friends are they are the most social of all of the signs of the zodiac, like Oprah Winfrey. They make great presidents, we've elected five of them, as they are the humanitarians of the zodiac. Abe Lincoln, who freed the slaves. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who created social security, and Ron Reagan who was the first president to cut social security benefits. It produces absolutely stunning women, giving them a cool, icy demeanor like Princess Caroline, Morgan Fairchild, and Christie Brinkley. While the men, not so good looking, a little on the bizarre side like Fellini, David Lynch. They are tall and long limbed, like Laura Dern, and they make better friends than spouses. They are serial monogamists, often marrying the same person twice, like Lisa Marie Presley. Usually found out saving the world, these are the most inquisitive, interesting people, and they're the only sign of the zodiac that will bring someone along on a date with them 'cause they really believe the more the merrier. So that's how you pick an Aquarian out of a crowd, that's better living through astrology, I'm Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess."