What Are Some Good Pirate Jokes?
For how terrible they were back in their day, pirates sure are funny nowadays. Everyone loves to tell a pirate joke, mainly because the punchline is usually some variation on "ARRRRRrrrrgh!" Whether people like hearing pirate jokes as much as telling them is a different story. However, there are some funny pirate jokes out there or at least a few that are more likely to induce a chuckle than a wince. What follows are a handful of pirate jokes, one or two of which might be suitable if unveiled at the right occasion. So the next time you want to tell a pirate joke, hopefully you'll be able to provide something that will be on TAAARRRRrrget with your audience. Does this Spark an idea?
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Religious
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Q: What part of the Bible does a pirate like to read?
A: The part about the AAARRRRrrrrrk!
Pop Culture
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Q: Who is the favorite film villain of all pirates?
A: DAAAARRrrrrth Vader!
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Practical
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Q: When a pirate goes shopping, what does he hunt for?
A: A baaarrrrgain!
Knock-Knock
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Knock-knock.
Whose there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones locker if you don't let me in!
Financial
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Q: Where do pirates do their banking?
A: Wells Faaarrrrrgo!
Q: How did the pirate get his ship for such a good price?
A: Because it was on sail!
Fashion
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Q: Why did the pirate get a size 10 shirt?
A: Because the size 12 was too LARRRRge!
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: AARRRgyle!
Relationships
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Q: Why did the pirate couple get a divorce?
A: They kept having ARRRRguments!
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References
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