Achieve baldness. Shave your head, obtain a bald cap, or tug a swim cap or nude stocking over your head.
Step2
Use a Halloween scar kit to create an ugly gash below your right eye.
Step3
Wear a monochrome gray suit with a banded collar.
Step4
Put on pants to match.
Step5
Find a pinky ring.
Tips & Warnings
Keep your pinky placed thoughtfully next to the corner of your mouth as you cook up evil schemes.
"Evil" is your adjective of choice. Try to use phrases like, "Throw me a frickin' bone!"
Shave your cat and tote it around.
Convince a small child to dress as Mini Me. Repeat the above steps for the child.
If you're too busy plotting the earth's destruction to ferret out the necessary items, try ordering a complete costume online - see Things You'll Need. Don't worry, we won't charge you ONE MILLION dollars.
Your life will be very empty and meaningless if you don't have a nemesis. Get your friends - or better yet, your arch enemies - to dress as Austin Powers and Felicity Shagwell (see Related Items and Related eHows).
on 11/22/2005
What about the scar? My shit came with a cheesy jacket and a bald cap! I am already with the shaven head so therefore I do not need the bald cap. I do however need the scar and don't know how to make it! do you have suggestions? Send them to oneillm_69@hotmail.com
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on 11/22/2005 What about the scar? My shit came with a cheesy jacket and a bald cap! I am already with the shaven head so therefore I do not need the bald cap. I do however need the scar and don't know how to make it! do you have suggestions? Send them to oneillm_69@hotmail.com