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How to Create a Dr. Evil Costume

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Put on your most evil costume as befits Austin Powers' arch enemy.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  1. Step 1

    Achieve baldness. Shave your head, obtain a bald cap, or tug a swim cap or nude stocking over your head.

  2. Step 2

    Use a Halloween scar kit to create an ugly gash below your right eye.

  3. Step 3

    Wear a monochrome gray suit with a banded collar.

  4. Step 4

    Put on pants to match.

  5. Step 5

    Find a pinky ring.

Tips & Warnings
  • Keep your pinky placed thoughtfully next to the corner of your mouth as you cook up evil schemes.
  • "Evil" is your adjective of choice. Try to use phrases like, "Throw me a frickin' bone!"
  • Shave your cat and tote it around.
  • Convince a small child to dress as Mini Me. Repeat the above steps for the child.
  • If you're too busy plotting the earth's destruction to ferret out the necessary items, try ordering a complete costume online - see Things You'll Need. Don't worry, we won't charge you ONE MILLION dollars.
  • Your life will be very empty and meaningless if you don't have a nemesis. Get your friends - or better yet, your arch enemies - to dress as Austin Powers and Felicity Shagwell (see Related Items and Related eHows).

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on 11/22/2005 What about the scar? My shit came with a cheesy jacket and a bald cap! I am already with the shaven head so therefore I do not need the bald cap. I do however need the scar and don't know how to make it! do you have suggestions? Send them to oneillm_69@hotmail.com

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