How to Create a Dr. Evil Costume

Put on your most evil costume as befits Austin Powers' arch enemy.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Hosiery
• Makeup Kits
• Pinky Rings
• Swimming Caps
• Dr. Evil Costumes

1. Achieve baldness. Shave your head, obtain a bald cap, or tug a swim cap or nude stocking over your head.
2. Use a Halloween scar kit to create an ugly gash below your right eye.
3. Wear a monochrome gray suit with a banded collar.
4. Put on pants to match.
5. Find a pinky ring.

Tips & Warnings

• Keep your pinky placed thoughtfully next to the corner of your mouth as you cook up evil schemes.
• "Evil" is your adjective of choice. Try to use phrases like, "Throw me a frickin' bone!"
• Shave your cat and tote it around.
• Convince a small child to dress as Mini Me. Repeat the above steps for the child.
• If you're too busy plotting the earth's destruction to ferret out the necessary items, try ordering a complete costume online - see Things You'll Need. Don't worry, we won't charge you ONE MILLION dollars.
• Your life will be very empty and meaningless if you don't have a nemesis. Get your friends - or better yet, your arch enemies - to dress as Austin Powers and Felicity Shagwell (see Related Items and Related eHows).