How to Act Like a Vampire

So you want to become more like a vampire. We've all seen a vampire movie, and nobody will take you and your undead look seriously if you don't act like a vampire. This article will show you how to act like a vampire.

Instructions

1. To act like a vampire, you should look focused and serious (like in the movie). Don't smile or actively engage in conversation, vampires like to blend in, but also keep to themselves so their secret isn't discovered.

2. 

   Wearing long sweeping clothes will help you act like a vampire. You don't necessarily need a cape, but something that flows more like a dress or robe. Take long strides and focus on your destination, don't look around too much.

3. Act cold and unobservant-you are after all, trying to be like the undead! Acting like a vampire is serious business, from the look to attitude.

4. 

   Drink red drinks. You probably don't want to drink blood, but with the combination of everything else, red drinks will have your observers second guessing.

5. To be like a vampire you will want to sleep during the day time. Vampires don't like to be seen in the sunlight, and prefer night time, (or in twilight extremely overcast).