How to Make a Granny Costume

A granny costume is inexpensive and easy to make. Many of the things that are needed to make a granny costume are readily available in most homes, so it is not necessary to spend a lot of money. A granny costume is also quick to put together, requiring little more than normal dressing and a few minutes of adjustments and makeup. Follow these steps to create a memorable costume for any occasion.

Things You'll Need

• Dress
• Tan pantyhose
• White or black solid tennis shoes
• Gray or white wig
• Makeup
• Tissues or stuffing
• Pillows
• Bifocal glasses

Instructions

1. Get a wig. A gray or white wig, with curled short hair is the best bet for a real granny look. Add a large hat with eccentric decorations, such as feathers or flowers, to stand out.

2. Find an old dress. Good granny dresses have flower prints and lace edges. The tackier the colors on the dress, the better it looks. Top it off with a cream or white cardigan.

3. Add some stuffing. To amplify the granny effect, add some padding to the bosom and rear end. Some people prefer to exaggerate these areas when making a granny costume. For the chest, look for small pillows, or get a bra with large cups to fill with stuffing or tissues. Stick a couple of medium round pillows into some large underwear to enlarge the back end.

4. Accessorize. To get a good granny effect, wear a pair of large glasses with old-fashioned bifocal lenses. Attach an eyeglass chain for added authenticity. Slip on a pair of dark tan pantyhose and finish up with a pair of pure white or all black tennis shoes. Pin a brooch onto the cardigan for some shine. Add a cane or walker for extra effect.

5. Use plenty of makeup. Cake on foundation until the face looks rubbery. Try scrunching up the nose, eyes and cheeks until wrinkles appear in the makeup. Add a generous amount of blush and some coral lipstick. Make sure to reapply the lipstick liberally throughout the night so that it leaves marks on the victim's faces.

6. Act the part. Walk hunched over the cane or walker, using one hand to support the lower back. Pretend to not hear things people say, or repeat things they say incorrectly. Squint when trying to see something up close. Complain about retirement, Medicare, respect from youngsters and current fashion and attitudes.