How to Keep Strangers From Touching Your Tummy When Pregnant

Just like babies, the bellies of pregnant women tend to attract a lot of unsolicited comments and touches.

Difficulty:

Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Say no when someone makes the reach. Give them a smile and say you're kind of shy, if you want to soften the blow.

2. Reach out for their belly as they reach for yours. Explain you're into equal exchange.

3. Squeal or squeak when they touch you - they won't do it again. Try laughing as if you're remarkably ticklish or, for added effect, add a donkey-like hee-haw.

4. Step back if they just reach out for you. Tell 'em you're a private kind of gal. Consider mentioning the very contagious skin rash that you and most other pregnant women have.

5. Go with the flow and let them have a feel if you want to; consider it an educational or community project.

Tips & Warnings

• Remember that most people are well-intentioned and are just drawn to the excitement of the new life your pregnant belly holds.