How to Have an Affair Without Getting Caught

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People cheat on their spouses for different reasons. If you plan on having affair, you have to learn to lie and hide your tracks, avoid listening to your conscience, but be prepared to deal with consequences if something happens. Here are tips on how to succeed on having an affair, without getting caught.

Instructions

1. Call your lover from a payphone. You can buy prepaid calling cards at retail stores. Never call or receive calls from your lover from your home phone or cell phone, especially, when your spouse can access your phone records online.

2. Do not tell anybody about your affair, especially, your best friend(s). People do talk and word gets out. The only person who should know about it is YOU.

3. Email your lover from a public computer, at the library or at an internet cafe and use a free email account. Never email them from your home or work computer where your spouse or boss can investigate your internet activities. Always clear your history and your cookies after using the computer.

4. Do not have sex with your lover in your home or in your car, where you are suspectible of leaving traces of your affair. Meet them at a hotel/motel and always shower after sex. If you don't bathe afterwards, you will smell like sex. Bring a seperate change of underwear and clothing and immediately wash the ones that have been used.

5. Keep a low profile. Do not appear in public places with your lover together. Meet them at a discreet place. Maybe in a different town where nobody knows who you are and/or your lover. Set up a regular schedule with your lover of when and where to meet. Unless you are a business person who often goes out of town, do not spend the night with them and always come home during a reasonable hour, otherwise, your spouse will wonder where you are. Do not rely on your friends to lie for you either.

Tips & Warnings

• Always use condoms when having sex with your lover. You may not be the only person they are having sex with.

• Ask your lover to wear the same cologne or perfume as your spouse.

• Having an affair doesn't guarantee anything.

• Do not make promises to your lover that you can't keep. They can retaliate on you, if something goes wrong.

• If your lover is also married or in a relationship with someone else, have them apply the same tips.

• Always purchase things with cash. Avoid using a credit card, especially, when your spouse has access to the bill statements.