How to Create a Crop Circle

This is a contribution from one of eHow's more humorous users. Crop circle creations were actually made by farmers with apparently too much time on their hands.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Get a flying saucer.
2. Fly over a English wheat field at night.
3. Wait until no one is around.
4. Pick a nice pattern (Preferably something using sacred geometry).
5. Hit the "Crop Circle" button on your flying saucer command console.
6. Wait about 6 hours.
7. Presto! Return the UFO to your resident Alien Abductor.

Tips & Warnings

• Practice safe saucering.
• Refer to your saucer owner's manual for proper saucer maintenance and operation.
• Always wear your seatbelt.
• NEVER leave the UFO while it is in motion.
• Do not warp space OR time during the formation of the circle. This could result in cattle mutilations or other strange, unexplainable phenomenon.
• Do not hit the big red button marked with a quznoblit.