How to Tip a Cow

Most respectable sources will tell you that cow tipping is an urban myth. I'm here to tell you that it is indeed possible to tip a cow. Here's how.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Cows perform numerous services for we humans, including providing milk and Big Macs, keeping the grass at a reasonable height, and being the object of many a Far Side cartoon.

2. Their services should not be taken for granted. Though cows look like they are merely standing there, doing nothing much except for chewing their cud, they are actually working very hard.

3. 
   Tip that cow

   Tipping a cow is not only possible, but is absolutely recommended. I suggest 15%, though you can go up to 20% for exceptional service.

4. See the Resource links, directly below, for more information on the proper way to tip a cow.

Resources

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[davida8575]

on 9/28/2009 Cow tipping is fun! Just have your friends try to do it and you stand back and laugh at them! I have written an article about cow tipping to.

[oneloved]

on 8/19/2008 Another great laugh! Now I gotta go find me a cow...

[Melanierose]

on 7/21/2008 Oh my! :) I cannot even read the other part of this cause i am already laughing :) 5*

[showpup]

on 7/18/2008 My Dad used to do cow tipping when he was young. :) Off to check your resource link now... I fear I should be afraid of what I will find... but I'm looking anyhow! lol

[TheHabe]

on 7/18/2008 15% ground beef, 30% tripe.. ew. never mind! Keep the fun articles coming.