Things You'll Need:
- Guts
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Step 1
Flip the switch
Tell them that you were just thinking of asking them to borrow money. This always works and shortens the conversation -
Step 2
Tell them this: “I just can’t afford to loan money out, gas prices are taking me to the poor house”
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Step 3
Blame someone else.
Tell them that you just gave your son your last $50 this morning for gas. -
Step 4
Tell them this: If I had it, I’d rather give it to you than loan it to you, but I don’t have to loan or give.
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Step 5
Tell them you just got a letter from your daughter at college asking for $1200 bucks…









Comments
showpup said
on 5/20/2009 Love the first one. That's a perfect response.
lovelee75 said
on 3/6/2009 Those are great lines to tell someone when they ask to borrow money. People are always asking me for money.