How to Get a Ghost in a Bottle

Forget GhostBusters! Now there are Ghost Bottlers. That's right. Folks are capturing ghosts, stuffing them (in a rather undignified fashion) into glass bottles, and, of course, putting them up for sale. Need a case of the supernatural, or a six-pack of hauntings? Here's how to get a Ghost in a Bottle.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Complete suspension of disbelief

1. Read the news items about Jon Deese, a Florida fellow, who claims he contracts with professional ghosthunters to capture and bottle ghosts (see resource links, below).
2. Careful. The ghosts are harmless as long as they remain bottled. But open or break the bottle, and all bets are off. An escaped ghost is just asking for trouble.
3. Want one for yourself? Head to AGhostInABottle.com (see resource links, directly below). They're *only* twenty bucks a pop.