How to Make a Stinky Cheese Bomb

If you're looking for a way to get back at someone who's made you mad, try a Stinky Cheese Bomb. Some people consider them a wicked practical joke; others call them biological terror, but whatever your opinion, stinky cheese bombs send a strong message to that person who's gotten on your bad side.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Stinky cheese
• Container for the stinky cheese

1. Select a stinky cheese. Stinky cheeses range in pungency from stinky to very stinky. For a truly nasty cheese bomb, try Limburger, the stinkiest of them all.
2. Ripen the cheese. Stinky cheese is already pretty ripe, but you can ripen it even more by putting it on a warm heater or in a warm oven on low heat.
3. Put it in a container. A small box or plastic bag with holes will work quite well. Wrap your bomb in an airtight container in transit.
4. Pick your target. It should be someone whose forgiveness isn't important to you.
5. Hide the bomb. Unwrap it and put it in a discreet location. For focused super-pungent damage, leave it in an enclosed drawer to build strength. For a large-scale diffused effect, leave it in an open room under furniture.
6. Leave the room immediately. This is one experience you don't want to share with your victim.

Tips & Warnings

• Ripening stinky cheese in your own home may make you the victim of your joke, so beware.
• Think long and hard before delivering a stinky cheese bomb, as your victim may not speak to you for a long time.