How to Kill a Chocolate Bunny

For those of you on a diet, or who just don't like chocolate, the annual chocolate Easter bunny might seem like a waste. Some just throw their chocolate bunny away, but others prefer to take a more aggressive approach. Killing your chocolate bunny can help relieve holiday stress, even for those who like chocolate.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

1. Use heat to melt your chocolate bunny to death. An iron, blow dryer or heat lamp works well for this purpose.
2. Bite off the bunny's head. This method works best when the bunny is small and hollow, otherwise you may hurt your mouth.
3. Buy a chocolate fox or coyote. Natural predators will inflict a swift death on your chocolate bunny.
4. Dip your bunny in coffee, tea or hot chocolate. Your drink will get a wonderful chocolate swirl while your chocolate bunny dies a slow death. If you'd rather end it quickly, just hold his head under the hot drink for a few minutes instead of dipping him at intervals.
5. Smash your chocolate bunny with a hammer. This is the quickest way to kill a chocolate bunny. Use a bag or contained area to prevent chocolate from getting everywhere.
6. Let your chocolate bunny die of old age. If you unwrap your bunny and leave him somewhere for a long period of time, he will eventually succumb to the elements.

Tips & Warnings

• Always wear safety goggles when smashing your chocolate bunny. This prevents slivers of chocolate bunny from getting in your eyes.