By
eHow Holidays & Celebrations Editor
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Things You’ll Need:
- Condoms in all shapes, colors and styles
- Glue and/or tape
- Pipe cleaners (green)
- Fake flower leaves (optional)
- New pair of socks
- 3-by-6 inch piece of fabric
- Iron-on letters or fabric paints
- Helium
- Ribbon
Step1
Create a condom flower bouquet. Using a variety of colored condoms, glue the packaging to long, green pipe cleaners. You can even attach fake leaves to the stems, which are often available in craft stores with wires inside for easy application. Gather your condom flowers in a nice vase so that the recipient may keep your gift on display.
Step2
Buy a new pair of socks and a 3-by-6 inch piece of fabric to match. Cut the fabric in half, and sew each square onto a sock, sewing along the sides and the bottom edge to make a pocket. On the fabric, use iron-on letters or fabric paints to write "Safe Sox," and slip a condom into each pocket. The recipient will love this gag gift, since they will always have a condom handy when on the go.
Step3
Make gag-gift condom balloons in bright colors, or add a touch of humor by using studded or ribbed colored condoms. Fill a number of condoms with helium and secure them with ribbon to make a festive and funny balloon bouquet.
Step4
Keep it simple, since a condom doesn't need a lot of fixing up to be a funny gag gift. Purchase a box of 100 condoms, often available in "sampler packs--wrap it up and it's ready to go. It may be simple, but it is sure to get a load of laughs.