How to Date a Cowboy
There are many different types of guys to date. You can date jocks, nerds, bad boys, musicians or whoever you want. If you are focusing on a specific kind of guy there are different strategies to use depending on what type of guy he is. If none of those types of guys get it done for you and you have serious psychological problems, you may want to date a cowboy.
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Determine what type of cowboy you are interested in. There are real cowboys and poser cowboys. If you want a real cowboy do not date a poser cowboy. In a few months he might be a Goth or some other strange subsection of society. If you are just looking for a temporary cowboy fix, the poser is perfect for you.
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Extract your desire to see or hear anything other than cowboy entertainment. No more opera, no more chick flicks, no more pop music no more dance clubs. If you date a cowboy it is country music, rodeos and country swing.
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Talk with a twang. If you have even a trace of any kind of accent from a city or another country, you are dead meat.
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Make sure that you use small words. Cowboys, especially the real cowboys prioritize herding cattle over fancy book learnin'.
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Wear sparkly clothes. Cowboys are attracted to shinny things. If you want to date a cowboy you better have sequins and rhinestones all over you.
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Lower your standard for humor. If you want to date a cowboy, you have already lowered your standards for guys, you must learn to laugh like crazy at lines like, "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
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Cowboys are the best types of men; because they're actually men. They're strong, funny, and intelligent. And they know how to treat a woman.
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I'm thinking a poser wrote this.. but I think it's hilarious!
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This is SOOO not true. Actually the opposite. Cowboys love a girl who doesn't have a twang a girl who is herself nothing fake, they absolute HATE that, and of course a girl who is willing to learn the ways of their lives but only change if she wants to he will not force her. You have to have a good sense of humor because after working all day they need to relax and seriousness is DEFINITELY not going to work! Sequins and all that will automatically make you a fake especially not showing what your interests in music movies etc. They aren't all country they do have a diversity in different music and movies but not in dancing, country waltz and the 2-step are favorites. And a true cowboy will Always be a gentleman, show you he cares for you, remember important date such as b-days anniversaries etc. This is what you need to understand also. So just be yourself and understand that you can open up and not be afraid to say what is on your mind. They may not speak a whole lot but when he does he will put his thoughts clearly out there. Hope this helps!
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Stacy Reid
Nov 12, 2010
maybe this could work...?
