How to Talk to a Celebrity

When you have a celebrity sighting, you probably won't be able resist the urge to ask for an autograph if it's somebody you really admire. But at the same time, you hate to make a fool of yourself. Just remember that celebrities are just people, only much wealthier and better looking. As such, use common good manners when asking for an autograph and you're likely to get it.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. Pick the right moment to introduce yourself. If she's deeply embroiled in conversation, or even undercover, you're probably out of luck. If she's looking around, smiling and waving, it's a good bet that you're safe to approach.
2. Smile, say hello and introduce yourself. If you need to say his name to get his attention, a more formal "Mister," followed by the last name would be appropriate. Like anybody else, celebrities enjoy being addressed by politely.
3. Compliment the celebrity on some of her work that you particularly admire; the more specific, the better. Try to pretend that you aren't absolutely giddy with excitement. Instead, think of yourself as a thoughtful, admiring critic.
4. Read the celebrity's body language carefully. If he's shifting around and checking his watch, or if his responses to your compliments are coming in monosyllables, it might be time to end your celebrity encounter. If he's making eye contact and seems interested in what you have to say, keep going.
5. Ask for the autograph. Have a pen handy, along with an object you would like signed. If things have been going well until now, she's unlikely to say no; but if she does, thank her and move along.
6. Thank him for talking to you, and make a clean retreat. Though most celebrities enjoy the attention of their fans, they also have things to do. End the encounter quickly, before the conversation sags and he starts thinking of ways to get rid of you.

Tips & Warnings

• Sometimes a celebrity sighting can be more enjoyable when you choose not to ask for an autograph. If she appears to be enjoying your company, you'll have the pleasure of that memory. Though asking for an autograph is perfectly acceptable, it does classify you as "just a fan."
• Though you may be intimately acquainted with the lives of your favorite celebrities, they have no idea who you are. Don't assume familiarity, or you might come off looking a little nutty.
• A celebrity sighting is not an opportunity to ask about the details of a torrid love affair or drug scandal. Though you may have read all about it and burn to know more, your curiosity is unlikely to be satisfied by asking directly. Keep the conversation light and breezy.