How to Be Annoying

Have you ever thought of being annoying as an attribute? Or as a means to entertain yourself? Is this a skill that you want to acquire? If that's the case, here are some great ways for you to get started being annoying.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Hold up cars at the traffic light by missing the green light. Exacerbate the situation by talking on your cell phone animatedly.

2. Call your friends after midnight just to see what they are doing.

3. Pick your nose over lunch with your friends. It's only natural.

4. Make it your crusade to tell every obese person you meet that he eats too much and needs to lose some weight if he wants to avoid a stroke.

5. Tell people who invite you to their home for a meal that the food they cook tastes bland, and it's not like how your mother makes it.

6. Interrogate your neighbor every opportunity you can about what she did that day and where she went and what's the guy in the green car doing in her house.

7. Practice honesty and tell your friend that his baby looks like a gorilla.

8. Ask your friend how much money her husband makes.

9. Ask for all kinds of service from the waiter at the restaurant and don't leave a tip.

10. Smoke in your friend's brand new car and insist on getting barbecue at a drive through.