How to Put On Skin-Tight Jeans. No matter in what direction fashion swings, tight jeans always have a place on top. Tight jeans are so popular with the ladies that even guys are thinking that a little bit of denim butt-hugging wouldn't be a bad thing. While tight jeans are great to wear, they are a challenge to put on. So, follow these few steps to get over the first hurdle in skin-tight jeans fashion.
Choose the right size jeans. This doesn't mean that you should buy a pair of jeans that are comfortable (skin tight jeans will never be comfortable). What it does mean is that the jeans need to have a reliable chance of closing without your having to fast or contract a stomach flu. So, find jeans that are hard, but not impossible, to put on.
Put the jeans on in the morning, after a cold shower. Putting your skin-tight jeans on in the morning will increase the chances of success since you haven't eaten much. Also, a cold shower will get your body as taut as possible, making you slightly slimmer.
Wiggle into the jeans. Putting a belt through the jeans' belt loops will help you pull the jeans up. Using the belt as a grip, wiggle side to side to get the jeans over your hips.
Zip up first. Closing the button is almost always the hardest part of putting on skin tight jeans, so try get the zipper closed first. If the jeans are really skin tight, hook the end of a hanger into the zipper so you can leverage the zipper up.
Hold your breath. Like an athlete at the finish line, the last step takes a deep breath in. Breathe in deeply so you contract your midsection and in one quick and deft motion get that button closed.