How to tell if your girlfriend is pregnant
Yes, we've all been there. Pregnant girlfriend. Or is she? You ask yourself about birth control, did we use it EVERY time??? Is she trying to trap me??? Is she trying to trick me to find out my reaction??? All good questions. Well here's some real pregnancy indicators. Good luck!!!
Instructions
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First, did you have sex? More specifically, did you have sex when she says she got pregnant? You'd be suprised I bet how many times this isn't true, that's what I learned on Springer anyway.
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Start adding up the days, is she really late for her period, or just making it up?
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Swollen breasts, very tender or sore (not yours, hers). This can happen as early as 2 weeks.
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Is she fatigued? Low blood sugar levels are a sign and can make her sleepy.
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Cramping and bleeding. Not the normal menstrual bleeding that you probably know nothing about anyway, it's different. She might comment on something like it.
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Does she start throwing up in the morning at the sight of you? Classic sign that happens as early as a few weeks.
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other indicators: headaches, constipation, eating weird foods and bitchiness.
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Tips & Warnings
Look at her birth control, are there any days left behind?
Don't be a jerk, you're in this for the long haul now dude!
Always go to a doctor (again not you, her).
Don't leave her alone, you'll never forgive yourself.