Things You'll Need:
- Girlfriend
- Unsuspecting you
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Step 1
First, did you have sex? More specifically, did you have sex when she says she got pregnant? You'd be suprised I bet how many times this isn't true, that's what I learned on Springer anyway.
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Step 2
Start adding up the days, is she really late for her period, or just making it up?
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Step 3
Swollen breasts, very tender or sore (not yours, hers). This can happen as early as 2 weeks.
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Step 4
Is she fatigued? Low blood sugar levels are a sign and can make her sleepy.
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Step 5
Cramping and bleeding. Not the normal menstrual bleeding that you probably know nothing about anyway, it's different. She might comment on something like it.
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Step 6
Does she start throwing up in the morning at the sight of you? Classic sign that happens as early as a few weeks.
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Step 7
other indicators: headaches, constipation, eating weird foods and bitchiness.












Comments
BeiMutian said
on 1/12/2009 my girlfriend had ALL of these things but wasn't pregnant. you can never be sure without seeing a doctor or taking a test after about 3 weeks after she was supposed to have her period.
In my girlfriends case, she was extremely stressed with school and work, which can cause all of these symptoms!