How to Win the World Dart Championship Blindfolded

Let’s face it—anyone with superb aim, a steady hand, and perfect vision can win the dart title. Wouldn’t it be much cooler to blow everyone’s mind by doing it blindfolded?

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. “Use the force, Luke, use the force.”
   

2. With your arm cocked back, dart in hand, slowly spin around in a circle. As the crowd’s screams dissipate this indicates you’re getting closer to aiming towards the bulls-eye—or at least the dartboard.

3. Get so drunk you barely even notice you’re blindfolded.

4. Take some simple advice from Nike: Just do it!

5. Be really, really, really, really, really, really lucky.

6. Practice endlessly in a pitch-black room. After that, the blindfold won’t bother you so much.

7. Covertly insert a super-magnet into the dartboard just behind the bulls-eye. Get ready to play dumb when your Rolex suddenly flies off your wrist and sticks to the board.

Tips & Warnings

• Remember to remove the blindfold before driving home—that kind of thing infuriates the police.

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[grammybear]

on 6/9/2007 Ha! Ha! I'd LOVE to play darts with you!!!!