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How to Pick the Super Bowl Winner Every Time

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By Zach Chouteau
eHow Contributing Writer
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Looking to make a few extra bucks when you bet on the Super Bowl? Follow these steps to find your winning strategy.

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Instructions
  1. Step 1

    Figure out which team will score more points than the other team. That's the winner of every Super Bowl. This is a crucial trend to follow.

  2. Step 2

    In games between teams with animal mascots, choose the larger, stronger animal. Of course, a little raven could never beat a bear.

  3. Step 3

    Flip a coin. This doesn't work every time, but it should work about half the time. That's more than most politicians work.

  4. Step 4

    If the Bills or Vikings (combined 0-8 in the big game historically) make the Super Bowl, bet on the other team. If they play each other, bet on a tie.

  5. Step 5

    If one of the team has a seriously injured quarterback, bet on the other team. If you’d like one of the teams to have a seriously injured quarterback, I know a guy in Jersey who works cheaply, if you know what I mean. Bada-bing, bada-boom.

  6. Step 6

    Bet on the team with the cooler uniforms. Sure, this isn’t a reliable gambling strategy, but doesn’t fashion sense count for something?

  7. Step 7

    Bet big money on both teams. What a thrill to win—and lose—fifty grand on that last-second field goal!

Tips & Warnings
  • Bet every cent you have on the game. That way you can plead bankruptcy if you lose!

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leilacruz said

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on 9/10/2009 Its good to know. I never though of it this way. Good job.
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