How to Get Noticed on the Ski Slopes

If you want people to notice you on the slopes then follow this advice.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• things that are florescent

1. Use straight skis. Make sure they have some florescent colors on them. Go around asking people why your skis look different.
2. Find a one-piece snow suit. Make sure the color is florescent. Ask people when two piece snow outfits became so popular.
3. Ski down the hill with your feet very close together. Try to imitate the style of people in 1980s ski films.
4. Make a loud noise every time you pole plant.

Tips & Warnings

• straight skis and one-piece snow suits can be found at garage sales, in your dad's closet or at a thrift store.