The Punk Skater and the Fresh/Hip-Hop Skater
Step1
Shop for the punk skater look. Start with shoes. Low-top Classic Vans and Half Cab Vans are by far the most common. Chuck Taylor Converse is a possible style, as well. Almost any shoe will work for you as long as it is laced tightly and will develop holes.
Step2
Choose the proper pants. You have only three options: Levis 501s, Dickies or Ben Davis. Get one of each and wash them only once a year. Shorts? You're out of your mind. Socks and underwear are optional. Decide between a black, studded leather belt or no belt at all.
Step3
Select the right shirts. They must be tight (medium or large only) and worn. Don't have too many skating shirts (only Anti-Hero, Black Label, Spitfire and Independent); concentrate more on old rock band shirts (AC/DC, etc.) and beer shirts.
Step4
Pick your outerwear: hooded sweatshirts or plastic-like windbreaker jackets.
Step5
Accessorize: Mesh baseball hats of all types are good, preferably backwards, and you need to find a ring or a bracelet with a skull or some spikes.
Step6
Shop for the fresh/hip-hop skater look. Start with shoes. Anything with air or gel in them is good. ES, Circa, Axion, DC and Osiris will be your main brands, Nike or Adidas for chilling. Ankle socks only.
Step7
Choose the proper pants. Puffy basketball/break-away/sweatsuit pants are the dopest, and if you can't get those, very baggy jeans with a woven leather belt that hangs down once tightened will suffice. Basketball mesh shorts are good for the summer.
Step8
Select the right shirts. Basketball mesh jerseys, XL skateboard company and related company T-shirts.
Step9
Pick your outerwear: Polo or Hilfiger sweatshirts.
Step10
Accessorize: A tab-pull baseball hat or fitting skateboard-brand knit beanie for your head, and the optional gold chain will complete your outfit.
The Hippy/Rasta Skater and the Plain Old Skater
Step1
Shop for the hippy/rasta skater look. Start with shoes. I-Path is the only way to go. Any style is great. Socks should be black and pulled up, or no socks at all.
Step2
Choose the proper pants. Corduroys, khakis and maybe jeans (any brand for all three) are on your legs. They should be either baggy and loose over the shoes or slim-fitting and rolled up above the ankle.
Step3
Select the right shirts. Either skateboard company shirts, Bob Marley shirts or ones with no logos, but the T-shirt should match the style of your pants: baggy pants, baggy shirt; tight pants, tight shirt.
Step4
Pick your outerwear: hooded sweatshirt or button-down flannel.
Step5
Accessorize: A nice woven beanie with a brim, with room for your hair to grow, and a belt, either a woven cotton number that you tie (must include yellow, red and green) or a shoelace.
Step6
Shop for the plain old skater look. Start with the shoes - most likely DCs or Emerica.
Step7
Choose the proper pants. Baggy skateboard company jeans.
Step8
Select the right shirts. T-shirts should be skateboard company shirts only!
Step9
Pick your outerwear: Hooded skateboard company sweatshirts and skateboard company baseball hats are a must.
The Artsy, Jazzy Skater or the Unusual Skater
Step1
Realize that you have the most options with these skater types - you are free! If you're going for "unusual," think thrift store and floppy; you wear the same thing no matter where you are, and no one should be sure whether you skate.
Step2
Start with shoes. Note that for both of these types of skater the shoes can be almost any brand (although Vans are very popular), but they must always be black if you're artsy.
Step3
Choose the proper pants. If you're artsy, your pants should be slim-fitting and can be almost any brand (no pleats or cuffs). Pants for the unusual skater are also all over the place - jeans, cords, pleated dress pants, khakis, camouflage, whatever.
Step4
Select the right shirts. T-shirts will be tight, and you won't have that many skateboarding shirts. Look for old college shirts and, of course, band T-shirts. Long-sleeve shirts are great as well. Unusual skaters also aren't opposed to button-down or short-sleeve collared shirts.
Step5
Pick your outerwear: plain, button-down shirts (no pleats) and jackets, with hats or beanies optional. For unusual skaters, outerwear is strictly functional (North Face jackets are common), and beanies must cover a lot of your head.
Comments
get8exactos said
on 12/18/2007 Funniest thing I have ever read in my life. And i've read all the things ever.
skateboarder101 said
on 8/29/2007 u can wear jeans too
poser4life said
on 6/6/2007 These guys are right and exact! I've been skating for over 20 yrs and let me tell you, the only thing that kept me going was the fashion. Sure, anyone can throw a switch inward heel-flip down a 30 set but, it take a real skater to match his shoes, w/ his belt, w/ his hat. A wise man once told me, "You'll never go Pro dressed like an AM." And do you Know where that wise man is today? Well me either, but I'm sure he's dressed in the finest duds style will allow. And that my friends is what Skating is all about.
tsf6 said
on 6/6/2007 dudes and dudettes this guy is only right about shoes thats it.!.!.!><> <-- fishy
Hazmat said
on 5/23/2007 I don`t think he is saying you have to look like this to skate I thinks it`s more for identification and some people who don`t skate also dress like us.