How to Make Your Own Rendition of "Just A Gigolo" And Make It Your Theme Song If You Are A Temporary Employee

Remember Van Halen from the 1980's with David Lee Roth with the long hair and how he was singing "I Wish They All Could Be California Girls" and he hit that blonde in the head that was standing by the door? I mean, he really clocked her good, didn't he? Well, it turns out that that song was a remake and that he proved himself to be the King of the Remake when he did "Just A Gigolo" on his own solo album "Crazy From The Heat." Well now you can learn how to rewrite his remake "Just a Gigolo" and use it as your theme song to sing while you drive to your temporary job.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A recording of "Just a Gigolo" by David Lee Roth either download the single from itunes or buy the CD "Crazy From The Heat."
• A pen
• A pad to write on
• Creativity

1. 
    

   Put "Just A Gigolo" into your ipod or cd player.

2. 
    

   Listen to the song several times to understand the point that he is making.

3. 
    

   Write down the first line of the song with the pen. "I am just a temporary, and everywhere I go, people know the part (insert your name here)'s playing."

4. 
    

   Write down the second line of the song.
   "I have stapled every paper, filed each folder, Oooooooh what they're saying!"

5. 
    

   But there will come a day, when my ability to be pushed around will pass away, boopityboop, What will they say about me?

6. 
    

   When the end comes I know, I was just a temporary, life goes on without me...

7. 
    

   Because I ain't got noooooooo booooo deeeeeee, nobody, cares about me, nobody, nobody, cares about me.

8. 
    

   I Iiiiiiiiimmmm so sad and lone-lllllllllly, sad and lonely, sad and lonely, won't some sweet permanent job come and take a chance with me, but I am so bad.

9. 
    

   Allllllll of the time! Still ain't got no jobby, I knoo-owe, still ain't got, no jobby, no jobby, no job-bay, no jobby, no job-bay

10. 
     

    No-bod-dee cares about me. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, dooooooooooooooooo!

Tips & Warnings

• The best time to sing this is during the walk from the parking lot to the car.
• Try to sing this in private and not at work to avoid being labeled a kook.

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on 9/30/2008 Giggle ROTFL