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Step 1
If you attend church services, make sure to wear your Easter best. In other words, your finest NFL reproduction jersey or NBA sweat-suit.
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Step 2
Instead of the same old egg-dying fun, use crayons to turn two cartons of eggs into likenesses of your favorite NFL team’s starting lineup, plus the punter and place-kicker. Then hold a scrimmage for them. Then eat them (if you eat something fast enough these days, that’s a sport).
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Step 3
Watch the World Egg-Hunting Championship on ESPN. There isn't one? Well there should be.
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Step 4
Dye yourself in your team’s colors and go see a baseball game. If anyone asks, tell them you were ‘dyeing’ to see a game.
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Step 5
Run a marathon dressed as the Easter Bunny. Try to be discreet if you use the subway system as a shortcut.
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Step 6
Forget hiding eggs around the house and yard this year and go with golf balls, footballs, baseballs and so forth. Dyeing them might get a little messy though.
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Step 7
Go see a baseball game and ‘egg’ your team on to victory.
