How to Make Board-Short Plumber's Crack Look Sexy

"You can always go to a tanning salon and tan naked. A 'fake and bake' butt tan would add that touch of class a plumber's crack needs," says Timmy Reyes, O'Neill Surf Team rider.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Men's Sandals
• Sunglasses
• Sunscreen
• Board Shorts

1. Buy board shorts that are wider than your normal waist size.
2. Wear them so they hang on the corners of your hips.
3. Go shirtless.
4. Have a good tan.
5. Be in good shape so you don't have love handles and lower back dimples.
6. Bend over a lot when girls are checking you out.

Tips & Warnings

• "Wear your trunks just low enough to let the girls think that a slight hand swipe will cause them to fall to your ankles," says Timmy.
• "With baggy shorts, you have to watch out when you duck dive. A wave on your back will tear your trunks right off," says Timmy.
• Not everyone enjoys plumber's crack, especially when they're trying to have lunch.