How to Pee in the Trees on Skis
Sometimes you just can't make it down to the lodge in time. Although guys have the advantage here, it is possible for ladies to pee in the trees on skis.
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Instructions
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Preparation
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Ski into the trees far enough away from the trail with adequate tree growth to provide cover.
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Look above you. Make sure friends and strangers aren't spying on you from an unseen chairlift.
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Remove your gloves and any other obstructive clothing.
Females
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Spread the back of your skis apart forming a wedge with your skis.
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Drop your drawers.
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Lean back and perform your duties. Use the skis as a platform and remember that you can really lean back far on skis without tipping over.
Males
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Spread the front of your skis apart making a V-shape with the skis.
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Aim for the snow between your skis and get down to business.
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Tips & Warnings
Don't get too close to a tree itself, or risk falling into the deep tree well. Snow's cold on the bare bum.
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Classic. One of Scott's writings that helped fund first season in Tahoe.
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MayreP
Nov 28, 2008
some great ideas. i find that most suits hold it and dont show it if you dont make it, so not to worry girls! -
MayreP
Nov 28, 2008
some great ideas. i find that most suits hold it and dont show it if you dont make it, so not to worry girls!
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Allen Smith
Dec 04, 2007
Now, this is one of the most useful articles I've ever read!
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Allen Smith
Dec 04, 2007
Now, this is one of the most useful articles I've ever read!
