Clean Gag Gifts


Everyone loves a fun gag gift party, but it's often hard to find the perfect gift. Most gag gifts are adult-themed and contain explicit or gross humor inappropriate for religious or office parties, or parties that include children. Clean gag gifts are available, they are just sometimes difficult to find in the midst of all the dirty humor at stores and online.


  • "Pills" are a clean gag gift that can be customized to the recipient and will make anyone chuckle. Buy a bag of jellybeans, candy-coated chocolate candies, or other type of small, round candy that can look like medicine. Thoroughly wash and dry the inside of an old pill or vitamin bottle and remove the label completely. Then, fill the bottle with the candy. Using your computer, create a label that will fit the bottle. Name the "pills" something that pokes fun at the recipient, such as "Grumpy Vitamins" or "Chill Pills." You can even put a tag line underneath with a further explanation, for example, "Cure your case of the grumps FAST." Make the label look like a real pill bottle, with instructions for use, warnings, side effects, etc. Use your imagination and you are sure to get a laugh.


  • This is another clean gag gift you can make yourself quickly and easily. Find a clear glass jar, such as a mason jar, an old mayonnaise or an empty jelly jar. Thoroughly wash the jar, and remove the label if it has one. Put a little water in the jar, about ¼ or ½ of the way full. Add a baby carrot, two small black stones or marbles, a thin strip of fabric, and, if you can find one, a miniature pipe. Tie a ribbon around the lid and attach a note that says, "I saved you a snowman," or "Your very own snowman." Though this gift is great for the holidays, it can be used year around as well.


  • This is a store-bought gag gift, but it is very inexpensive. If the recipient of your gift is an avid golfer, a fan of doughnuts, or a dinosaur lover, why not give him a packet of seeds so he can grow his own dinosaurs, golf balls, or doughnuts? These seeds come in small packets that look like real seeds, with instructions for growing and caring for your new plants. Of course, these seeds are not real and will not actually grow anything, but they will get a laugh. You can find this type of gift at for around $1.55 plus shipping costs. If the low cost of this gift brings you in drastically lower than your budget, add a box of golf balls with the golf ball seeds, or a box of doughnuts with the doughnut seeds. Include a note claiming that you grew these yourself with the same seeds.


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