How to Spot a Gemini

Video Transcript

"Hi, I'm the Star Goddess, and here's how to spot a Gemini. Children of Mercury, Geminis, are mutable, give them a good argument, they'll go along with it. Air sign, running everything through what they think, they are often very angular, like Clint Eastwood, have pointy little chins like Bruce Stern, and they are blessed with the gift of eternal youth like Michael J. Fox and James Brown. They are quick witted, Joan Rivers and Dana Carvey, and they make eloquent politicians like John Kennedy. And I think these guys invented the term metrosexual like Kanye West. Mercury is the sign of duality, like Prince and Boy George. And they are equally adept at multi-tasking, Angelina Jolie. And speaking other languages like Kathleen Turner and Isabella Rossellini. They are articulate and communicative musicians like Paul McCartney and Barry Manilow, and they can adapt themselves to any circumstance or group, Johnny Depp, and yet it produces more bisexuality than any other sign, think Anne Heche. They can eat what they want and rarely gain weight, Annette Bening, and they can be spotted working in and around the communications field, and they are prolific writers. Like Salman Rushdie, Harold Robbins, and Harriet Beecher-Stowe. And these are very effective communicators, George "Read My Lips" Bush, is among them. So that's how you spot a Gemini, that's better living through astrology, I'm Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess."