How to Spot a Taurus

Video Transcript

"Hi I'm the Star Goddess and here's how to spot a Taurus. These are the guys with the big bull shaped upper torso like The Rock. A thick neck like Valerie Bertinelli. Nice voice like Bing Crosby. And jug ears like Jimmy Stewart. These are sensuous people, Pierce Bronson and Carmen Electra. Sexy George Clooney and Jessica Alba, who's definition of a quickie is a weekend. Jack Nicholson. They are sturdy and dependable, Henry Fonda and Joel Clayburg. And on the laconic side, Gary Cooper and Audrey Hepburn. Taurus is a fix meaning don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is made up earth sign. Much like Ulysses S. Grant. And they hunker on down and refuse to quit, even when they should like Saddam Hussein. Much like Harry Truman these guys believe the buck stops with them. They are rigid in their opinions, Vladimir Lennon and Queen Elizabeth II. And will go down in flames rather than admit that they were wrong, like Jim Jones. And if faced with a certain defeat, they will take their own life, Adolf Hitler. They are easy to spot playing with their various toys, because they have every electronic gadget or toy known to man. Fans of food and drink they can amass a fortune, like William Randolph Hearst. And end up living in a castle made from their own hard work. So that's how you pick a Taurus out of a crowd. That's better living through astrology. I'm Janet Sciales the Star Goddess."