How to Spot a Scorpio

Video Transcript

"Hi, I'm the Star Goddess and here's how to spot a Scorpio. See the person standing across the room, arms folded across their chest, measuring up everyone in the room to see where the power is? That's the Scorpio. The one with the piercing stare, Charles Manson, the dark, intense scary eyes, Hillary Clinton, and the brooding look, Prince Charles. That woman who every man in the rooms turns their head when she walks on by, Demi Moore. Exuding sexuality with every sway of her hips, Bo Derek, the perfect ten. These are intense, tightly focused Scorpios. Ted Turner and George Patton, who believe that might makes right, Teddy Roosevelt, speak softly and carry a big stick. These are the sexiest men and women in the zodiac. Harry Hamlin, Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio, and he even has a sexy name, and Rock Hudson for the men, and Julia Roberts, Kate Jackson, Jenny McCarthy, and Linda Evans for the women. They can also be spotted by their acerbic wit, Dennis Miller, and sharp tongue, Roseanne Barr. And they boast a vindictiveness second to none, Tonya Harding, Joseph McCarthy and Hillary Clinton. They are control freaks to the nth degree, Bill Gates, and can usually raise one eyebrow like Mister Spock and silence a room with a gesture like Martin Scorcese. They give no quarter and they expect none, and they will bowl you over with their dirty looks and willingness to go down in flames if their passion takes them too close to the sun, like Grace Kelly. So that's how you spot a Scorpio, that's better living through astrology, I'm Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess."