How to Date a Capricorn

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"Hi, I'm the Star Goddess, and here are some keys to dating a Capricorn.The thing you have to know about a Capricorn, are they are very socially conscious, and they are acutely aware of their position on the social pecking chain, so if you want to date a Capricorn, you're going to have to impress them, with where it is you take them. These are not boys and girls that you take to McDonalds for dinner, on a first date. They like private clubs. They like fancy restaurants, and they will walk in and order the most expensive thing on the menu, and watch your eyes to see if you flinch. Capricorns like you to be clean, sweet smelling, and dressed appropriately to the occasion that they're taking you to. They are acutely aware of what other people think, and the more you impress them with your prestige and your style, and your standing, the more they are going to be attracted to you, so the keys to dating a Capricorn. Show up clean, on time, sober, and well dressed, and they will show you the very best time ,whether it's within their price range, or slightly out of it. That's better living through astrology. That's how you date a Capricorn. I'm Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess."