Couple Getting Dressed Mime Routine

Video Transcript

"We are teaching you how to be a mime. The first little segment here is a women getting dressed. So you have the big mirror right here and then you are the women. You come in and look at yourself and then you get ready. First of all pantyhose because they are so funny when you pull them on. You look so nice here but then here you can hear you are yanking and yanking and yanking and yanking and yanking. Now it is ready, now it is pretty, now it is good. Now here is how a man would get dressed in front of the mirror. A little mime routine. Once again, you have the mirror right here. The first thing the man would do is look at himself. He loves to just look. Look, look, hey is that you, are you me, are you looking at me, are you looking at me. If you are looking at me, I'm the only one here. Okay I'm thinking this in my head that is the fun thing. Now the first thing a man would do is shave. They would grab their shaving comb and lot of shaving cream as much as you can; that is the funny part. Put it all over your face now. Throw away the excess and grab. Now the point is to do it really fast and really jary and swirl it all over the face. Put the razor down because the joke then is when you put the aftershave on of course it burns. Silently you can make as many faces as you want. Everyone expects it; it is a fun thing. Now a man throws on his pants one leg at a time. Brings them up. Be careful with the zipper. The shirt comes on one arm at a time, button it all the way up. Very nice. Now a little dab with the hair. You can do the hair a couple of different styles if you want. Over here, over there, finely it looks good. "Hey are you looking at me cause if you are looking at me I'm the only one here". Gotcha!"