The Unicycle Gag Bike

"On behalf of Expert Village, my name is Paul Anderson from the ABC Circus and we are in Hollywood, Florida, and I'd like to show you some things about unicycles. Here's another one of those classic bikes to unicycle. This one is a regular dirt bike. Most people don't realize there's anything wrong with it until well into the act. Of course, the first thing you do as you're riding it is you pull the handle bars off. Sometimes you have to shake it a little bit. Then of course, you pick the bicycle up and the front wheel falls off. Change your hands to the seat and the frame falls apart. There's a lot of ways to present this act, but I'll show you the most important things as how to turn this bike into a unicycle. I just simply put the seat back into a hole that I've cut. The post fits into the frame like that. I prefer having the seat this way. Today, I'm going to ride it this way. There it's set up to ride like a unicycle. Should I give it a try? I don't know. 1, 2, and away I go. Now I have a bike that has turned into a unicycle."