Fantasy Romance Game

"If you like Monopoly. I'm gonna show you a game where everybody wins. And everybody loves to play. The fantasy and romance game. It's a board game where everyone playing has a chance to do everything they've always wanted to do and live out all their fantasies. What you do is you throw the dice and wherever you land you pick a card. What's on the cards? Well let me read you just a couple of cards and see what you think about them. First of all you may pick a card that says you attend a singles night at the bedtime bar, tell your lover the line you use to avoid giving out your phone number. What a tease. Or you could go to another box where it says touch me theater. Well the touch me theater is, you may gently touch any part of your lovers body no holds barred. Sorry, fifteen seconds only. Then you may pick another card. These cards are really delicious. For instance, you develop a nipple fetish. Just to help you out, your lover tells you it's okay to lick their left nipple for 30 seconds. How much fun do these cards sound like. No matter which square or box you land on it's gonna be an absolute delight with the fantasy and romance game."