The Objective of Trash Talk

Series Summary

Are you tired of being asked, "Who's Your Daddy?" every time you play basketball with the guys? Are you sick of walking by your locker everyday and seeing you head pasted on the body of a female body builder? Are you afraid that, as a result of your weak, skinny, arms, you will be unable to defend yourself against the onslaught of verbal insults that come along with being a girly man? Well have no fear, just because you're small and lack any aesthetic appeal to the opposite gender, doesn't mean you are completely helpless. Stop running home to your mommy or girlfriend, who is probably fatter than Fat Albert, and start learning how to trash talk. As Nietzsche once wrote, "Knowledge is power." Let your mind be your defense so your pathetic little arms don't have to be.

In this free video series, watch as trash talker extraordinaire Ryan Tapp teaches how to talk trash. Learn the objective of trash talk, how to verbally and physically smack talk, how to use technology, general media, broadcasting to talk smack, how to use verbal and physical imitation to humiliate your opponent, how to incite others to trash talk, how to use sports and gaming terminology to talk trash, and how to insult mothers and significant others as a part of trash talk. Your friends will praise you, your opponents will fear you, and mothers and significant others will despise you thanks to the experts at ExpertVillage and this great new trash talking video series.

Video Transcript

"Hi this is Ryan Tapp and on behalf of Expert Village this the objective of smack talking. There is a lot to smack talking then just talking. Smack talking as been around for a very long time and it's more then just saying that you are better then somebody else or saying that they are really horrible. Smack talking involves anything that would show that you are better then your opponent at what you are doing. It can be in any subject, in any field, just as long as by the time everything is said and done they know that you know that you are better then them or that other people around can acknowledge then you are better then them. So smack talking really has different objectives one is to sike your opponent out that is a mental game. Two is you want to humiliate your opponent. Three you want your opponent to acknowledge that you are better then him and four you want to untimely to beat your opponent. "