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Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 3 & 4

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Summary: Studying the last two stages of the zombie attack could be the only way to gain knowledge about your zombie attackers, learn how to survive a zombie attack by learning from your enemy in this free video.

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By Bert DiVietri & Andrew Marshall
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Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:

Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival Specialists....read more

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on 8/2/2008 now this is a bit off topic but if we have 2 suns in a couple of years the only thing you can do is get the -- away from the coast lines and out of the yllowstone volcanic area cuzz it might just be the end of the world. if you wanna no wut im talkin about look up planet x on youtube or google anything also if you dont find anything thats close to wut im talkin about try searching planet nibiru

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on 8/2/2008 At least surviving your life.

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" Hi my name is Bert DiVietri, and I'm Andrew Marshall, and we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We are straight out the ZSA, so we know what is going on. In this clip we are going to talk about a class three outbreak. This is the second to worst class outbreak that can happen. There will be thousands of zombies, mobs and hordes of zombies, turning people into zombies. There will be mass chaos; it will be a state of emergency. The president is going to go crazy about this one, okay? There are going to be no cover ups, it can last for months on months. There will be no way of dealing with it unless you actually blow everything up, in that area. Kind of like what you sometimes see in the movies, right? Si. Anything you want to add to the outbreaks? No. Alright, also in a class three, it's going to be a full blow battle with you and the zombies. Now you don't want to go attack them like I said, you want to keep yourself safe. This is what we have been preparing for, okay? We have the food ready, we have our weapons ready and well-maintained. We've trained, and we have books to read to keep training. We've tried to reach obtainable goals in places that we know we can get safely to, alright? Now we're going to talk about a class four. Class four is full world domination of zombies. There is no coming back for the human race. The zombies have affected so many people and there are so little of survivors that the chance of survival is slim to none. Don't give up, okay! This is a very rare occurrence, this will probably never happen, because we have great, trained people. Don't be scared if this happens! If you follow all the steps that we said, you can have an attainable goal of at least surviving with your life and it maybe be a bit hard because there are so many zombies around, but there's something to live for and that is your life. I'll be with you guys in a second. Oh my God, Oh my God! Ah!"

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