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Learning Zombie Survival Skills
The Solanum Virus & Zombie Attacks
Understanding the Solanum Virus
How to Contract the Solanum Virus
What is a Zombie Like?
Training for Zombie Survival
Defending with Weapons in a Zombie Attack
Why Animals Cannot Become Zombies
Defending with Slings & Bows in a Zombie Attack
Defending with Guns in a Zombie Attack
Defending with Fire in a Zombie Attack
Body Armor for Surviving a Zombie Attack
Practical Weapons for Use in a Zombie Attack
Understanding Zombie Behavior in Public Places
How to Hide From Zombies
Defending with Samurai Swords in a Zombie Attack
Getting Quality Kills in a Zombie Attack
Understanding Zombie Hunters & Weaponry
How to Run From Zombies
Handy Vehicles for Zombie Survival
Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 1 & 2
Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 3 & 4
Summary: Using vehicles against zombies is a great way to kill tons of the monsters at once, learn how to survive a zombie attack in this free video.
Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival Specialists....read more
"Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this clip we're going to talk about vehicles. Things that you need to move to your next attainable destination. Now I don't want to see somebody in the middle of a zombie war driving a Geo Metro. What are you doing? It might be gas efficient, and all that. But is it really going to, you're not paying for the gas. Yea. Who cares about gas in the time of a zombie attack? Is it going to hold up against smashing into zombies? No. Is it going to help you avoid roads? No. Is an SUV good? Terrible on gas. You're going to get from Lansing to Detroit, and just be stuck there, and have zombies eat you. They flip over easy. Yea, the roll over factor is terrible in those. A good solid vehicle to have, even though it doesn't have armor: a motorcycle. A fire truck. A fire truck is kind of good, because it can smash zombies. And carry lots of people, survivors. But again, bad on gas. A horse, horses are great. My number one vehicle, a jet pack. Why not? Why not fly away? Get yourself a jet pack in the middle of a zombie attack, and you will be very safe and you will get to the destination of your dreams."
eHow Article: Handy Vehicles for Zombie Survival
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EV_2de23408-db25-4528-85ba-924b706e197e said
on 8/2/2008 there are more than one liar. There diesel.
solanumsurvivor said
on 8/2/2008 i know one guy that will be useing a jetpack i dont actually know him but what i do know is theres only one jetpack in the world unfortunatly i dont think its in this country i think its in france or germany or somethin, -- my third guess is the usa so yeah it's possible to get your hands on it in the middle of a zombie outbreak, less security etc. no guarentees the guy that owns it will probably be miles away from his house or w/e.