Handy Vehicles for Zombie Survival

Video Transcript

"Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this clip we're going to talk about vehicles. Things that you need to move to your next attainable destination. Now I don't want to see somebody in the middle of a zombie war driving a Geo Metro. What are you doing? It might be gas efficient, and all that. But is it really going to, you're not paying for the gas. Yea. Who cares about gas in the time of a zombie attack? Is it going to hold up against smashing into zombies? No. Is it going to help you avoid roads? No. Is an SUV good? Terrible on gas. You're going to get from Lansing to Detroit, and just be stuck there, and have zombies eat you. They flip over easy. Yea, the roll over factor is terrible in those. A good solid vehicle to have, even though it doesn't have armor: a motorcycle. A fire truck. A fire truck is kind of good, because it can smash zombies. And carry lots of people, survivors. But again, bad on gas. A horse, horses are great. My number one vehicle, a jet pack. Why not? Why not fly away? Get yourself a jet pack in the middle of a zombie attack, and you will be very safe and you will get to the destination of your dreams."