Defending with Samurai Swords in a Zombie Attack

Video Transcript

"Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this segment we're going to talk more about appropriate weapons to use. We're here at Imports Channel in the Lansing Mall. They were gracious enough to come let us use their store because they have so many great weapons. This samurai sword is a real, genuine samurai sword. It's been heated and wrapped and warped. So it won't break on contact, it's also good enough to slice off the head and ruin the brain. If you want to go for something smaller, something around your house, we got this cold, steel bad boy. This is a six hundred dollar weapon. It's a nice, short range weapon, and it's good for penetration of the brain. Now if you can't afford to buy one of these, don't settle for a weapon that would break. Because one, it will be a waste of money, and two, it will be a waste of your life. Adamantium claws, good for close range, especially if you don't want to use your bare knuckles. I know."