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Summary: Handling large public places is a skill you'll need to have during a zombie outbreak, learn how to survive a zombie attack in this free video.
Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival Specialists....read more
"Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. Stay away from public places. Movies make them look like they're smart places to go because you can go in to different stores and grab stuff and use them against a zombie. But the main objective here is survival, and we're not going to attack zombies, we're trying to survive. If a zombie comes to attack us, then we have to fight back. So keep that in mind. If a zombie does come after you, you can attack it. But we're not approaching zombies. Especially in public places because they will not stop coming after you. But if you do need to enter a public place for food or supplies, you better make it a quick smash and grab. You know, have your vehicle running outside, ready so you're just in and out. In and out. And we'll talk more about vehicles and being on the run later."
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solanumsurvivor said
on 8/2/2008 also they found out wut the sacrafice alters we about in egypt they would cut the heads off of the zombies, i think this is what happend to that ancient civilization they werent smart about it, why capture then kill when you could hide and kill when you have to