Body Armor for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Video Transcript

"Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall. And we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to talk about armor. Armor is a good idea/bad idea situation. Andrew knows quite a bit about armor. No I don't. So anyway, with armor you don't want to go for the medieval look, very bad idea. It's very heavy, doesn't make you agile, it's loud. Very loud. It's easily ripped off, I mean it's only held on by leather straps right? Si, si senor. Chain mail, good idea if you have it, and it's real. If you have real chain mail, you can go ahead and throw that on. I mean, there's still a chance you're going to die if a zombie bites you with it, but it ups your chances of survival. A shark suit, I would recommend that for a zombie fight, or a vampire fight. Hard for it to sink its teeth into you. Can you say anything? You just stand there and look stupid. The best idea is for you to keep your hair short, and wear tight clothes. I'm not telling you to go out and buy some tights or a leotard, just don't wear some ghetto stuff you see on a Snoop Doggy Dog video. One of those MTV Rap things. Right? No."