Defending with Fire in a Zombie Attack

Video Transcript

"Hi, my name is Bert Divitri, and I'm Andrew Marshall and we're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA, and we know what's going on. In this segment we're going to talk about fire weapons. Fire weapons are good if you can distribute the heat evenly to the head. Otherwise zombies can't feel anything. Zombies don't know they're on fire. Zombies will walk around on fire after you still. So if you're close range, and you throw a, what are those things called? Molotov. A Molotov cocktail at one, sure to look sweet, and blow up. Then they get back up and run after you. Outrun you. Walk after you. I feel stupid for saying that. Zombies don't run, they walk. So you throw the Molotov cocktail at them, and blow them up. Then they get back up if it didn’t take their head off. And then they're going to come after you, and not only are they going to bite you, they're going to fire bit you. They're going to sink their teeth into you and singe you, and catch you on fire. You might not even be able to turn into a zombie if you're on fire. Flamethrower, you want to get a flamethrower? Bad idea. Super heavy, where you going to find the ammo once it runs out? And you'll get very winded running with a seventy gallon tank of gel gasoline on your back."