Learning Zombie Survival Skills
The Solanum Virus & Zombie Attacks
Understanding the Solanum Virus
How to Contract the Solanum Virus
What is a Zombie Like?
Training for Zombie Survival
Defending with Weapons in a Zombie Attack
Why Animals Cannot Become Zombies
Defending with Slings & Bows in a Zombie Attack
Defending with Guns in a Zombie Attack
Defending with Fire in a Zombie Attack
Body Armor for Surviving a Zombie Attack
Practical Weapons for Use in a Zombie Attack
Understanding Zombie Behavior in Public Places
How to Hide From Zombies
Defending with Samurai Swords in a Zombie Attack
Getting Quality Kills in a Zombie Attack
Understanding Zombie Hunters & Weaponry
How to Run From Zombies
Handy Vehicles for Zombie Survival
Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 1 & 2
Understanding Zombie Outbreak Classes 3 & 4
Summary: Zombie attack survival training could be the difference between being a meal and being alive, learn how to defend yourself against zombie attacks in this free video.
Intended humorously. Friends, neighbors, or strangers are NOT zombies:
Bert and Andrew have survived over 30 Zombie attacks in their 15 year career as Zombie Survival Specialists....read more
"Hi! My name is Bert and I'm Andrew. We're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to talk about training for a zombie attack and preparing for a zombie attack, which all these topics do cover, but this one mainly. What you want to do is you want to train in special field, something to prepare you for a zombie attack. Karate, archery, shooting a gun. Yes. You want to stay physically fit. That is a big deal. If you're fat and over bloated, it's going to be hard to get away from a giant pack of zombies. Even though they're slow, you're going to run out of breath. They don't breathe and they can catch you when you're over heating and sweaty, so quit smoking if you smoke. There's a lot of things on the radio that help you to quit smoking. Call one of those 1-800 numbers. They really work."
eHow Article: Training for Zombie Survival
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Comments
EV_2de23408-db25-4528-85ba-924b706e197e said
on 8/2/2008 Good Call.
solanumsurvivor said
on 8/2/2008 also if you guys find yourselves headed for an island watch out for pirates theres about 3000 captains that come victims of piracy a year and they got bigass guns think of it another way and you might want to run into them might be able to get an ak47 some bigass war machine also if u do run into pirates best thing u can do is hide in a locked room most of the pirates dont mess around and shoot on sight.