What is a Zombie Like?

Video Transcript

"Hi! My name is Bert and I'm Andrew. We're here on behalf of Expert Village. We're going to teach you how to survive a zombie attack. We're straight out of the ZSA and we know what's going on. In this segment, we're going to talk about the attributes of a zombie. Attributes. Attributes. We're going to talk about the attributes of a zombie. First of all, people think that they have some super human power. They don't. Zombie are dead. They're brain dead morons. The only thing they want to do is eat your flesh. Okay? They can't run fast. They're really, really slow. All they want to do is eat. Like I said, they don't have any super human powers. However, their sight is normal like a humans. They can see just fine. They're smell is a little bit heightened. The real thing that zombies have that's better than a human is their sense of hearing. If they hear anything they will go that way. If you drive a care, they're going to hear the car start and they're going to start to go that way. Even though they're slow, they're still going to go towards the noise. If you rub up a chainsaw and you're killing zombies, they're going to keep coming after you. The best thing to survive is to be quiet and get a good weapon, which we'll cover later to help yourself survive. Do you have anything else to add? Yes. Also, zombies cannot swim. That's right. They can't swim, but they won't drown because they don't breathe. But they don't swim. They do not swim. Zombies are brain dead. Obviously, they wouldn't have any motor skills to swim. However, there have been cases of them over bloating and actually floating to the surface. We call these floaters. Like turd in the toilet. Yes. So don't think you're completely safe on an island or a boat."