Bizarre Bathroom Stories

Video Transcript

"I have two terrible cases to report to you. First, in Aberdeen, Scotland a man of the Long Bowling Club was locked in the bathroom, and everyone had left. And he was locked in there for one hundred hours. Four days straight. Finally a custodian who just happened to be coming by to pick up some equipment, heard his screams for help and he was released. He's okay now, but he said he wished instead that he'd been locked in the bar instead of the toilet. Now I have another case from Des Moines, Iowa on Christmas Eve, a man noticed that there was a clog in his septic tank. So he went to investigate hoping he could fix it. Instead, he fell head first into it, with his legs pointing upward. He was screaming for over an hour for help. Finally his wife heard him, summoned the sheriff, and two deputies were able to finally extricate him. But terrible. You know what I say to that? PEW! PEW! PEW!"