How to Schmooze in Your Car

Video Transcript

"AYE JAYE: You know, the worst place in the world is in the confines of your car. If you're angry, that's where you're going to be talking out loud to yourself or very short with one another. Did you ever have a guy pass you and gave you a half a peace sign and you had no idea what you did? That happens constantly. But you know what? I'm sure that an advanced civilization will make a car that you'll be able to look into the radio and say, "Excuse, me what did I do?" Well, I've already cut to that chase because I keep right next to me for whenever I do something wrong, I will, and if I don't know what I did or I didn't know what I did or sometimes you will screw up, what I always will do is bring up this sign and go... One better. You know, when you're on the freeway and you can't get in a lane, just pull up, hold this to your window, and they'll open up for you. It's dumb. I put it in my book, but I gotta tell you, prize every time here. This works, and you know what this is? This is one of those vote-for-me fans. It's the best little tool that you'll ever put in your car. You'll see people, when you show 'em this, go...or if you show 'em this, they'll go, "Alright, yeah, go ahead." because at least you said you were sorry."