How to Swallow a Sword

Video Transcript

"AYE JAYE: Now, I told you that what we're going to do is say "hey stop that". Now here is how we're going to do it. Every time you go anywhere, I don't care if it's a restaurant anywhere, whoever is working there looks like "hey you're disturbing me, why are you coming to bother me? Service is very, very bad in America. But yesterday, I went to get windows tinted on a car, and there were six Hispanic gentlemen all standing there by their outdoor stand and they were looking at me like "Yes?". And I reached in the car and I've got this wonderful sword. I stepped out of the car with this sword and did this. And I received a hand of applause. Now what I could have done is I could have done this. I probably would have if I would have known the audience better or if they were more English speaking which I wasn't sure they were, but let's take a look. "Are you crazy? Which gets a big laugh. By the way, all these are obtainable at ayejaye.com. They're from India, I got them."