Difficulty: Easy
Instructions
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Step 1
Never ever feed your cat that store bought something canned. Buy fresh chicken on sale. Buy enough to last until next sale. Freeze. NOT THE CAT. Chicken. Silly.
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Step 2
Cook that chicken. Just like you would do for yourself or anyone else you might consider lovable.
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Step 3
Call your cat when it's ready. Have a dinner. Tell your cat how much you appreciate him being here with you. He WILL UNDERSTAND.
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Step 4
Scratch your cat's back, front, sides whenever he's near. Make cat sounding sounds. Your cat will feel you relate to him on the whole new level.
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Step 5
Make hand made cat toys yourself. It's bonding. It's caring. It may save money for more chicken. AND LET THE CAT PLAY.
Comments
hDc28 said
on 9/10/2008 What?
cona said
on 8/12/2008 lol you noticed too?
howfancy said
on 2/6/2008 Yes. This puppy is my cat's best friend. He is an important element of my cat's internal happy world. If you love your cat you love his friends. And that brings more Love into the life of your cat.
WriterGig said
on 2/6/2008 But the video is of a dog?