How to Cut in Line at Work

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This article will show you how to effectively cut in line at work while waiting in line for food. By following the simple steps outlined here you will be enjoying your food well before anyone else!

By: Spave

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Difficulty: Easy

Tips & Warnings:

  • Don't give in, or you've just wasted more time then it would have taken to just wait in line AND people are now mad at you
  • Don't laugh, or smirk or do anything with your face to give away the fact that you might be lying
  • People are going to be angry that you cut in front of them; if this bothers you, then I don't suggest cutting in the first place
Step1
Proceed confidently to the front of the line.
Step2
If anyone should protest, confidently state "I am supposed to get the CEOs food."
Step3
Continue on, proceeding to gather the food you desire.
Step4
If anyone else should protest, simply state "Hey, I'm just doing my job!"
Step5
Once you are done getting your food, wait until you are out of sight of everyone else before enjoying the rewards of your cutting in line.

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divaqs

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on 3/29/2007 Awesome! This looks like it might actually work!

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